Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi      2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton      1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope      Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1       bananosecond      Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram      Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour:       Knot-furlong      365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less        filling: 1 lite year      16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling      Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon      1000 aches: 1 megahurtz      Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower      Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line      453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake      1 million-million microphones: 1 megaphone      1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles      365.25 days: 1 unicycle      2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds      10 cards: 1 decacards      1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton      1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen      1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche      1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin      10 rations: 1 decoration      100 rations: 1 C-ration      2 monograms: 1 diagram      8 nickels: 2 paradigms